none pizza with left beef
It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef
ive missed you
One time I ordered a coffee, and neglected to mention that I wanted it iced, because I don’t really like hot beverages. You know what I said to the barista? Nothing. It was my own fault I ordered wrong, simple as that
He looks so done.
Now that’s how you do 3D on Tumblr.
It has a fucking shadow.
This is the best 3D gif, I’ve seen a lot, and this wins by a mile
Skull in a salt lake
Wow that is the highest quality gif I have ever seen!
It looks like I’m actually there
fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like “you’re not hitting me hard enough do it for real” and then she slapped the fuck out of him and threw off his equilibrium so much he had to go lay down in his trailer for like half an hour lmao and that’s the take they used in the movie with no added sound effects
all of that aside
“you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real”
is the best answer ever.
I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms